Tommy collects
A very lot of tissues,
Even though he has
So many issues.
Tommy collects,
Chunks of grass,
And gigantic bits
Of rusty brass.
Tommy has
Tons of sticks,
And a million
Muddy bricks.
Extremely revolting
Slimy dead slugs,
Gooey and wet
Sink plugs,
As sticky and red,
As the planet mars.
So many toys, so many toys,
Tommy is one of
The nasty boys.
A lot of marks
Off charity bands
One billion pieces
Of runny sands.
A very black
Pencil lead,
A big piece of
Mouldy bread.
Lots of broken conkers,
Sweet and tasty Willy wonkas.
A very old brown coat
And a half broken
Toy goat.
A very cool
Toy gun
An untasty
Brown bun.